Stuffup? you make up your own mind!

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 000.Irishman: ''It's my wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've killed her!''Operator: ''Please calm down Sir, can you first make sure she is actually dead!''*click* *BANG*Irishman: ''Okay, done that. What next?